होटलों में लगे मजाकिया नोटिस

होटलों में हर जगह नोटिस लगे होते हें, बेडरूम में, बार में। यह नोटिस अंग्रेजी में होते हें। अक्सर यह नोटिस आपको हंसा देते हें। आपभी इन्हें पढ़िये और हंसिये.

In the Hotel Bedroom:

1) Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.

2) Please to bathe inside the tub.

3) Please leave your values at the front desk.

4) You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

5) Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In the Hotel Bar:

1) Special cocktails: For the ladies with nuts.

2) Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

3) Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

4) Special today - no ice cream.

In the Hotel Shop:

1) For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

2) If this is your first visit to Tokyo, you are welcome to it.

3) Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

4) Specialist in women and other diseases

5) Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

From will & Guy